311 (1995)
3-for-14 will give you a marginal backup career in baseball. Music is more forgiving.
Grade: B-
3/16/14: 3-for-14 with no clear favorite is not “pretty good”. If it’s above average that’s sad, but at least plausible. Grade: C+
Transistor (1997)
Reviews have, at times, been completely re-written. Why? Cuz they stunk, that’s why. If you don’t have anything inspirational to say…
(“Beautiful Disaster”)
Grade: D
Soundsystem (1999)
Virtually worthless, unless you cannot live without “Come Original”. I can.
Grade: D-