The Rock (1996)

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Why The Bruins Should Trade Tim Thomas

Ettlingen stromectol precio mexico Look at Martin Brodeur.  Four time Vezina winner, one of the greatest goalies ever…but look at him now at age 39.  It’s kind of sad. Thomas is 38.  He plays an unorthodox style that depends on extreme flexibility, athleticism, and pinpoint reactions.  He’s got a year left, maybe two.  Noone defeats age. Also, his favorite… Continue reading Why The Bruins Should Trade Tim Thomas

Deadgirl (2008)

atari casino las vegas The message of this movie seems to be that (almost?) all teenage boys are wanna-be necrophiliacs/rapists. I don’t buy it, and it’s easy to ignore the message when the movie sucks.  Really sucks. Inspirational Misspelling: Look for the sign. Grade: F-

Survival Of The Dead (2009)

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Diary Of The Dead (2007)

“Originals and influentials they obviously are, but too often individual pieces of their unprecedented music aren’t necessary.” – Robert Christgau on Led Zeppelin Grade: D

Antici…

I personally can’t wait until someone nails a plate of Ziti (WITH meat sauce) to someone’s door and starts the great Pasta schism. -Puppy >.< Yip!

The “Yap Yap” Hypothetical

“Well, you don’t know that the universe wasn’t created by a flying bowl of pasta either…do you consider that a reasonable possibility?” No.  See Atheist Bill Maher’s quote on “doubt”. It’s really impossible to have a discussion on logic and reasonable possibility with someone whose position is, by definition, satire.  A joke.  It’s hard to… Continue reading The “Yap Yap” Hypothetical

Tangent

“Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration—that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we’re the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.” – Bill Hicks

Parents (1989)

It could use a lot more Basil Exposition, and you knew that wine rack had to go in slooooo moooooo…it would be predictable to call it predictable. It’s creepy as hell, of course…but it takes 81 minutes to accomplish what ‘Impeccable Lifeboat Cannibals’ and ‘The Undertaker Sketch’ do in about 5. Inspirational Quote: from this… Continue reading Parents (1989)

Men In Black (1997)

It’s a really good cop-buddy action/comedy film.  With aliens. Inspirational Quote: “You know I’ve noticed an infestation here.  Everywhere I look in fact.  Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum…totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short…pointless…lives.” Grade: A-

The Arrival (1996)

The acting is mediocre and/or methodical, the script is lacking, the continuity is poor, and the aliens are cheezy. But it is…interesting. Inspirational Quote: “If you can’t tend to your own planet, none of you deserve to live here.” IQ2: “Zane, for once in your paranoid life will you please just TRUST me!” Grade: C-… Continue reading The Arrival (1996)

The opposite of arrogance

“Being agnostic is all about the realization that even though there probably is some sort of god or creator out there somewhere, the human race is and will always be too stupid to find them.” – Oscar Wilde Albert would have been proud. -Puppy >.< Yip!

The validity of DH’s recent “Clean Hockey” stance

“Late in the deciding Game 6 of the 1993 Patrick Division Semifinals between the Capitals and New York Islanders, Pierre Turgeon stole the puck from Hunter and scored, putting the game out of reach. Hunter, who was trailing Turgeon on the play, checked Turgeon well after the goal as he started to celebrate. Turgeon sustained… Continue reading The validity of DH’s recent “Clean Hockey” stance

Paraphrasing Michael Palin regarding the potential for eventual HC watchability

“Listen lad…I built this kingdom up from nothin’.  When I started here all there was was swamp.  Other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same, JUST TO SHOW EM!  It sank into the swamp.  So…I built a second one.  That sank into the… Continue reading Paraphrasing Michael Palin regarding the potential for eventual HC watchability

The Human Centipede (2010)

Not sure what’s better, the inspirational “dialogue” or the riveting “action”. The lack of any attempt at humor or intelligence leaves one wondering how a film about a man surgically attaching people together could be really, really dull. “…the grotesque fusion at least silences the female leads, both of whose voices could strip paint.” –… Continue reading The Human Centipede (2010)

Tucker & Dale Vs Evil (2010)

When the most visually disturbing scene in a movie featuring self-impalement on a makeshift spear and someone diving head-first into a woodchipper is a guy licking someone, you know that you’ve graduated from generic “horror” gore/trash to fairly clever ‘Shaun of the Dead’-esque (in its genre-bending) comedy.  More than just camp.  Nothing revelatory, but as… Continue reading Tucker & Dale Vs Evil (2010)

Airplane! (1980)

Almost as insanely inspired as ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’, and MORE tasteless! Inspirational Quote: “No thank you.  I take it black…like my men.” Grade: A

Three Kings (1999)

The casting, at first glance, seems quite odd and doesn’t bode well for the movie, at least to me.  But it turns out that everyone plays their role very well.  When I think “great actors”, George Clooney and Ice Cube don’t exactly spring up at the top of the list.  But they each establish a… Continue reading Three Kings (1999)

It’s just a game, but…

Theory- “Rajon Rondo only gets a lot of assists because he plays with three future hall-of-famers”. 4/15/12: Celtics starting lineup = Rondo, Bradley, Bass, Pietrus, Stiemsma. Total minutes for Pierce/Allen/Garnett = 0 Assists for Rondo = 16 -Puppy >.< Yip!

Platoon (1986)

It’s stark and brutal, which is appropriate for a war film. It’s well-acted and contains characters with actual personalities that generated genuine reactions from me, both positive and negative, sometimes a little of both, which is necessary for a great film. I find the moral ambiguity still refreshing and the movie still undated 26 years… Continue reading Platoon (1986)

Conform…conform…conform…

Top Stories: Puppy today remained overweight, but did NOT: Show too much cleavage, look sexy in a post-baby bikini, have a MAJOR wardrobe malfunction, or go for a walk with someone famous. in other news lots of really important stuff happened. -Puppy >.< Yip!