Some random freak recently used the words “gay” and “fag” at least half a dozen times to describe me, my friends, tattoos, and pretty much anything else he could think of.
Now, the amateur psychologist in me has a theory about this. (And it’s mine).
When someone attempts to make fun of someone, generally they’ll pick a subject they believe is the most “sensitive” to that person. I’ve learned this through years and years of being bullied. (Bullies also tend to be cowards when confronted with ANY resistance whatsoever, but that’s another topic).
Since he couldn’t come up with anything except “gay”, which I admit I used to use in a derogatorial (His word, not mine…Das, if you critique another person’s grammar, you really shouldn’t make up words. I’m disgustipated) sense when I was…oh, I don’t know…11 or 12, the conclusion is two-fold.
Number one, he’s not particularly intelligent and/or imaginative. Watching his EXCITING youtube videos is solid empirical evidence of this. (I meant that in a sarcasticatical sense).
Number two, as we all know, those that make frequent derogatorialishistic comments concerning homosexuals/homosexuality are often doing so as a sort of macho preventative measure of being “labeled” the same. (Or they’re wondering what exactly nucular weapons are, but that’s another topic).
Now, why would one be so afraid to be labeled homosexual?
Perhaps, as in a lot of cases, said individual has certain…feelings (nudge nudge) inside that he can’t quite understand/come to terms with/accept/derogatorialize. In plain terms, he has certain…urges, towards other men (wink wink), that he is perhaps afraid of and doesn’t want people to suspect, so he covers them by being around women as MUCH as possible (Cuz everyone knows homosexuals never hang around women, or have sex with them, or get married and have children) and by using the word “gay” in a DEROGATORY (Das, see?) sense. It’s ok, Das…you can stop. (Andy Dick called…he wants you to tone it down a little).
P.S. – People that think they’re so harda$$ and do really fcked up sh1t and everyone thinks they’re “bravely anarchistic/individualistic” sometimes are…but in some cases, it’s all BS hiding a cowardly nature. I mean…put that freak in jail and he’d stop making jokes. He’d stop holding his bladder/bowel movements. And I’m sure someone would be glad to oblige him in exploring his sublimated desires. (SAY NO MORE!)
Das But = Das (Sad) Punk
Also, one last thing…I think from now on, whenever someone gets completely torn to shreds (metaphorically speaking) and is asked what happened, they should say, regarding how they feel about having their smug little nose (where applicable) rubbed in it – “I got Dassed, man”.
-Puppy >.< Yip!