Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (1983)

ivermectin tablet for dogs Maltepe An OK movie made better by nostalgia and utterly overrated (like the rest) by a rabid fanbase. Better than the second, not as good as the first. To put this in perspective, here’s a realistic appraisal: Not QUITE as good as ‘Clash Of The Titans’. Grade: C+ 7/14/18: The Great Grade Update. Despite being cheezy,… Continue reading Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

https://imaz-burkina.com/23655-neurontin-vs-tramadol-81675/ Very dark compared to part one (or four, who cares?) and not as good.  More cheezy, less charming. And more boring.  A necessary middle. Fav. New Observation: Hey, that rebel commander sure looks like he could use a Waldorf Salad. Inspirational Exchange:*Luke* “I don’t believe it.”*Yoda* “That is why you fail.” Grade: C-

FINALLY – A Federal Crackdown On Bad Comedy

Imola ivermectin for human use for sale Headline: “Two men facing federal charges for prank-calling Buddy Nix, Mark Dominik”. “They could face up to five years in prison.” Is there ANYONE who thinks they’d be facing anything more than a disapproving tweet or FB rant if the two guys they pranked weren’t really, really rich? What a load of sh1t. -Puppy >.<… Continue reading FINALLY – A Federal Crackdown On Bad Comedy

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Don’t tease me, title. Ummm…’Mad Alice, Beyond UmbrellaDome’? Umbrella Corp has learned from their mistakes (and, quite obviously though not very well, ‘Day Of The Dead’ and ‘The Birds’), and could no doubt repeat them exactly. Only 94 minutes but seems MUCH longer. That these movies made Jovovich a Comic-Con idol is undeniable empirical evidence… Continue reading Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Resident Evil (2002)

Why did I get in on this so late?  I’ve found that video games turned into movies tend to suck. But this is zombie/rage-ish related, so I thought I’d give it a whirl.  Also, a certain fondness for Milla Jovovich played into my decision.  She did play one of my heroes, after all. Conclusion: Interesting… Continue reading Resident Evil (2002)

Primer (2004)

A quite cerebral look at some (mainly two) scientists and their attempts at discovery. Focuses on their passions, motivations, and personalities as well as their methods and what they actually do: make a time machine. This started off fairly interesting, and by half an hour in I had moved well past “Am I going to… Continue reading Primer (2004)

Dead Alive (1992)

For those of you who haven’t seen this, but have heard about it by fans of it and/or Peter Jackson, let me say this first: it sucks. If you go in with that in mind, and are cool with it (like me), and with MASSIVE amounts of gore and camp, then enjoy! Inspirational Quote: “Does… Continue reading Dead Alive (1992)

Tomb Raider (2001)

A really dumb lump of sh1t. Great if you wanna see a young(er) Angelina Jolie in tight black and sweaty. Oh, and she takes an apparently AMAZING shower…hairflip…ahhhhhh… No nudity. And hey, don’t get me wrong…I’m not making fun of Jolie here.  She probably laughed when she read the script, then said “ok” because she… Continue reading Tomb Raider (2001)

The Addams Family (1991)

Delightfully galoomy. Ah…what might have been. Especially Huston and Julia, who are both remarkably elegant and have brilliant chemistry. The rest…not as much.  But those two are enough, along with some clever sight/wordplay gags, to make this, the first (and ONLY this, the first), worth watching. P.S.(Puppy) Hey soundtrack/score…you sound pretty good to me.(Soundtrack/Score) “If… Continue reading The Addams Family (1991)

The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

(Puppy was impressed) I’m impressed. (But how to convey that…) But how to convey that… The first 35-40 minutes I’m thinking: It doesn’t take itself seriously and it’s kinda clever/”cool”/witty in a somewhat predictable sense.  Yup, Joss Whedon.  A dark comedy that is all polish and expertise but not quite enough inspiration – Whedon can… Continue reading The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Zombie Nightmare (1994)

Apparently this is what zombies dream about.  Poor things. Cr@ppy 80’s “zombie” version of ‘The Crow’.  No flesh-eating; one slow, buff, hairy dead guy. Riffing only ok, unfortunately. Highlights:really sad “rebellion”low-key sheep lady: a fascinating practiceratty guy invents new alignment: “Chaotic Stupid” Grade: C- 6/25/13: Sometimes when I’m in a good mood I give too… Continue reading Mystery Science Theater 3000: Zombie Nightmare (1994)

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teen-Age Strangler (1993)

Is it about a teenager who strangles, or someone who strangles teenagers?  Good question! Highlights:Is This Love? shortinappropriate off-camera laughMikeyWood-ian general ineptitudegood solid riffing Inspirational Quote: “Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?” Grade: B+

Pulp Fiction (1994)

The stylish, smooth, better-written, polished-to-a-gleaming-shine second draft of ‘Reservoir Dogs’. What is it about?  Watches up a$$es, gimps, bandaids, glow, random rants/comments, visible L7’s. In other words, nothing.  But it’s pretty d@mn fun to watch.  Except “the date”, which is tedious. Standouts: Willis, Keitel, The Ending. Recommended Afterwards: Norm MacDonald’s SNL Version Inspirational Quote: “That’s… Continue reading Pulp Fiction (1994)

Multiple Awards Ceremony

The “First Post To 4500 Hits” Award: ‘Today’s Letter: H’ The “Overreaching His Talent Level And Destined To Plummet” AND “Taking A Mildly Interesting Idea Way Too Far” Awards: Puppy

Boston Vs. New York – Sporting Events, An Unbelievably Anal Analysis (By Puppy)

Based On Total TY (Team years, one year of one team in one sport = 1 TY) So if 2 teams in 1 sport the same year, that’s 2 TY versus Boston’s 1 TY. TY: NBA (Including BAA)Boston = 67 (Boston Celtics)New York = 93 : 67 (New York Knicks) + 2 (New York/Brooklyn Nets)… Continue reading Boston Vs. New York – Sporting Events, An Unbelievably Anal Analysis (By Puppy)