A really dumb lump of sh1t.
Great if you wanna see a young(er) Angelina Jolie in tight black and sweaty.
Oh, and she takes an apparently AMAZING shower…hairflip…ahhhhhh…
And hey, don’t get me wrong…I’m not making fun of Jolie here. She probably laughed when she read the script, then said “ok” because she knew it’d be the easiest movie she ever did (minimal dialogue, minimal acting, lots of stunt double) and if people were stupid enough to see it anyway, that’s their problem. I actually saw this when it first came out…well played, Angie.
Suggested sorority-ish parody for this movie’s target audience:
‘Lara Croft: The College Years – Panty Raid Her’