Coming back to within listening radius of my station I heard a female voice…it sounded REALLY shrill, and I wondered “Hmmm…Hole?…wow, that doesn’t sound very good…oh! Ok, it’s just Flo. Phew.” -Puppy >.< Yip!
“DOS” is labeled as such because it is intended to deny service, NOT because you’re supposed to use DOS. And, since my intro now works, a quote, as I am WONT to do: “That’s it? You all through? You all done?” -Puppy >.< Yip!
See previous NeoPets site reviews, change 4 to 6 (same-day edit: 7), new high score is 2806. MOOOHAHAHAHAHA! -Puppy >.< Yip!
What does that? Antitheism, of course! A lack of religion would eliminate all the world’s problems. In other news, North Korean leader’s ex-girlfriend executed by firing squad for making porn. Well…there goes that theory. Thanks CA/A’s, GREAT idea! (Re: JJ – MPFC, “HTDI”) I mean, my position is SO EASY! I don’t have to prove… Continue reading Ridding The World Of All Known Problems
Pretty sure they suck. MAYBE a couple decent ones left, but, yeah…that’s why. And I’m not (sadly for some, hello DN) a camp follower that gives everything from an entity I generally like “GREAT!!! A+++++++!!!” -Puppy >.< Yip!
Well, it’s more of a theory in the Anne Elk sense…that is, it’s an obvious fact to anyone but a MORON. Ahem…ahem… AHEM! As I’ve said countless times (well, I could count, but that’d be boring and I’m on a roll) before, religion can NEVER be done away with. I’d like to explain that I… Continue reading A Theory – And It’s Mine
It’s a good sign at the beginning when something deadpan happens and it’s played just right. Not ignored, but not POINTED OUT, like “wasn’t THAT clever???”. Acting is tolerable, fx are cheezy, music is pretty decent. The weakness of the script becomes more of an issue as things get more complex. I kind of went… Continue reading Cemetery Man (1994)
Pretentious? MOI??? (Re: JJ – Diane and RC). So an update on the great Neopets saga that I just KNOW you’re going to love: (Re: JJ – MPFC) New account, 1st place in LCL recovered. Ummm…4 times. So yeah…a fluke and all. Meaningless? Sure! But I just have a RtH attitude toward proving people wrong… Continue reading Chiot Est Mort. Vive Chiot.
You know, being under this Denial (well, sort of) Of Service attack, it kinda makes me feel like the high court has sentenced me to TORTURE. And if you ever stop, I’ll probably be thinking to myself, somewhat wistfully for some reason, “What about TORTURE??” -Puppy >.< Yip! P.S. Oh yeah, since I got more… Continue reading To The DOSASS (Part 5)
See: MST3K version of ‘Prince of Space’ (reviewed here, hey, check it out between pings). Pay particular attention to the “your weapons are useless against me” ongoing bit. -Puppy >.< Yip!
Once again Jeff Goldblum plays the coolest character in a cheezy, dated-upon-release but still somewhat fun quasi-epic sci-fi-ish adventure flick. Only this one is more cheezy. And a little too long. But it does have Will Smith, which sort of offsets that. Sort of. Inspirational Quote: “Excuse me…Mister President…that’s…not, ENTIRELY accurate.” Grade: D
First, an explanation/warning of a problem I encountered on Neopets. Second, a general NeoPets review (Hey come on, I put seven/eight solid days of work into this!). Fifth, a description of screen shots I have and how they’re relevant. No, I’m not going to upload them. Why? Because I don’t care if you believe me,… Continue reading NeoPets – The Tomb Of The Unknown Score
The movie is bad but not horrific, the riffing is decent and never painful, the entire thing is mildly pleasant and completely forgettable. Grade: C-
Since my hit total is pretty stable, if not up, since the attack began, and since the only thing it’s forced me to do is click a different button here and there, I have to say this to you: You’re not a very GOOD hacker, are you? -Puppy >.< Yip! P.S. – GoDaddy does not… Continue reading To The DOSASS (Part 3)
In the spirit of that, I’d like to say that GoDaddy acted fast in responding to the DOS attack I’m currently still under. Thanks! I mean, when you’re under a Denial of Service attack (which tries to prevent you from getting hits) and your daily hits go UP, that’s a good sign. -Puppy >.< Yip!
Really sucks. Cheezy and bad adventure/horror (quotes assumed by now). Riffing is rarely funny, rarely EXTREMELY annoying, and the rest ok. If you must watch (and you mustn’t), for the LOVE OF GOD turn it off RIGHT AFTER the movie ends. Grade: D-
You seem to have misheard Connery. He clearly said ONE PING ONLY! My hits are actually UP! Thanks, DOSASS! (In the tone of OICMP lady). -Puppy >.< Yip!
No no no you loopy brothel inmate! You want “pOng”!!!
How to know you’ve sorta kinda made it: become the target of a Denial Of Service attack. Now, I appreciate someone attempting to hack me as much as the next guy, but it is illegal. Thus the disclaimer as the title for the post. Because it certainly would be a shame if the NSA, which… Continue reading NSA Please Do Not Read This Post
Inspired by the cult classic “88 Lines About 44 Women”, I’ve written a song of my own. It’s called “1 Line About 6 Women”, and it goes like this: What a nob.
“What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. Unless someone cuts off one of my arms, knocks me out, staunches the blood flow and then surgically re-attaches the arm backwards so my hand is constantly poking into me – Gott im Himmel!”
Another fine example of how Bond movies have done as much damage to cinema as Romero’s ‘Night’. It really sucks, but the riffing is ok at best. Highlights:appearance by Torgopeaceful (and funny!) death rayBilly’s sfx Grade: D+
Ok, so recently Terry Gilliam made a comment something to the effect of: Steven Spielberg isn’t a very good director, he just makes predictable and formulaic movies for the masses complete with happy endings. Now, I LIKE Terry Gilliam (at least, his work) but he’s clearly always been a little bit insane (watch ‘Flying Circus’…no,… Continue reading Gilliam Vs. Spielberg
Really cheezy, “groovy” high school crime drama/love story. Highlights:Frank’s mild scolding of little dinoOut Of This World short – a fairy tale about breadboozy dad/effeminate heterosexual sonreally bad fake walkinggood riffing Inspirational Quote: “I’ll win a Tony one day…” Grade: B+
It’s amazing, to me, how many different states of mind there are. How many different ways of “knowing” “reality”. Sure, there are people that are so similar as to make it virtually the same, but there are literally BILLIONS of different ways of looking at/sensing/feeling the EXACT same conditions. How anyone, with this in mind,… Continue reading Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 44)