Prudnik dapoxetine boots Pearl and Mike switch places for part of the movie, which isn’t all THAT bad as these go. But it’s pretty boring, and so is the riffing. And the move reeks more of desperation than inspiration. Grade: D-
raging bull no deposit free spins New movie on the ‘A List’. It’s a re-watch. I don’t usually do this, but perhaps I should. If you don’t care, it does no harm. And you might. And who cares? See if you can pick it out, and watch it before it’s off Netflix streaming, where it undeservedly was relegated along with a… Continue reading Pupdate – 9/27/13
spin a roulette wheel perfectively Robot Rumpus isn’t very funny, but it does demonstrate the value of Old Glory insurance. Then there’s the usual cr@ppy movie. Highlights:cute Servo butterflyCrow T. skullultra-pretentious movie introdeath jokessurprisingly good riffing Inspirational Quote: “I invite you to join me in marital intercourse.” Grade: B-
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I have no idea who is listening to me in Alabama, but whoever you (singular or multiple) are, two things: 1) Thank you.2) Please do not stalk me unless you are an extremely attractive female between the ages of 21-45 and you obtain prior permission from me. -Puppy >.< Yip!
Anyone that derides any game as childish or meaningless/pointless is just fooling themselves. Everyone plays games. At every age. The only things that change are the games you play and how you play them. That you choose to label them as something else does not change what they are. “Shall we play a game?” “I… Continue reading Jeux Sans Frontieres
“Change seems disturbing, threatening, f@cking irritating, an affront to one’s very existence…” – R. Christgau “How do I feel? Old…” – J.T. Kirk
Instead of watching the new show featuring Tyson, I think I’ll just watch my favorite bit of Tyson footage ever, over and over. I LOVE it…MUCH better than ‘Cats’… Youtube search: “James Buster Douglas knocks out Mike Tyson” -Puppy >.< Yip!
Some Troma flicks are watchable, because they’re…not good enough, but smart enough. And doggone it, some people do like them. This isn’t all that smart, even adjusting for sh1t, but I actually find it minorly enjoyable. My favorite part was minorly enjoying it while waiting for it to end so I could review it, knowing… Continue reading Class Of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)
A young Michael Landon gets mad a lot and then gets hairy. Gets kinda dull in the second half. Highlights:some of the ‘Alien’ encounterscanine jokesdecent first-half riffing Grade: C-
Barbara Holm: No offense meant to her personally (I don’t know her), but in terms of the level of wit and interest in her often “featured” tweets on AOL – who the fck is she sleeping with to get quoted so much? -Puppy >.< Yip!
Ok, now I understand when people say that some people take sports WAY too seriously, it’s just a game, etc etc etc. I agree. But on the other hand, I think it’s equally as absurd to either:1) HATE sports, as if they are a tool of evil (they’re JUST GAMES, right? How can you HATE… Continue reading Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 45)
It’s a critical attribute for any NFL (or any pro sport) GM/Exec/Scout/Coach/Etc to be able to see the gradual beginning decline of a player before it becomes blatantly obvious to the masses. That’s when you trade said player based on their presumed level of talent when you know they’re going nowhere but down. Slowly, perhaps,… Continue reading The Welker Delusion
Lots of sh1tty music. Because sh1tty bands have sh1tty standards when it comes to getting sh1tty plugs in sh1tty horror movies that aren’t scary. Basically the only thing I got out of this movie is a nagging feeling that we aren’t doing enough to support stem cell research. Inspirational Quote: “I’m going to be an… Continue reading Feeding Grounds (2006)
If you ever encounter a CA/A who invokes Spock in their argument/defense/overall attitude, feel free to make them aware of the following: 1) Spock (as with all Vulcans, not because he was half-human) was an extremely emotional being. Because he suppressed these emotions does not mean they did not exist. If any actual research had… Continue reading The Spock Delusion
Wretched Italian zombie flick. For mockery only. Particularly horrible are the script, the score, and creepy-boy. Grade: F-
Dull old adventure/”action” flick, dull riffing, dull host segments. That would be “fading away”. Grade: F
At the beginning, you may think to yourself – “This could be pretty good…creepy, maybe thriller-type interesting”. It could. But it isn’t. Like most cr@ppy NetFlix streaming horror movies you’d never heard of before, the reason why is because it’s not very good at all and so noone watched it, or if they did they… Continue reading Unrest (2006)
Please do not take my previous post as an indication that I am in any way STOPPING my posts. Simply pausing and being a smarta$$ about it. There’s no way I’d ever give up my site…the fact that it exists and is visited annoys too many people that I can’t stand for me to even… Continue reading To Any Who Care
As of late I have been playing Subeta quite a bit. It’s sort of like NeoPets. I’m fairly into it at the moment, but I shall attempt to suspend that for an honest evaluation. Vis: If you’re looking for games, this is NOT the place to go. At all. In any way. The games are… Continue reading Subeta Review
Documentary-format movie about British men slowly turning into “zombies” via some unknown disease. Centers on one man (Harold) and a woman that takes care of him. She looks a bit like a young Dawn French, if that holds any interest for you. I can’t call it moving or funny or scary, because every time it… Continue reading Harold’s Going Stiff (2011)
Crow gets a new voice, Bobo appears, Pearl takes over. Movie sucks. Riffing starts off bad, gets ok after way too long. Grade: D-
Cheezy, dumb ripoff of the then-popularity of Romero’s ‘Dawn’. Quick intro scene lifted right from the middle of ‘Dawn’. Why? SELL SELL SELL! (Ironic, no?) If you like gore you might (mildly) enjoy cackling and/or laughing at this, depending on your tastes and your tolerance for cheeze and bad FX. I need decent acting, a… Continue reading Zombi 2 (aka ‘Zombie Flesh Eaters’) (1979)
Another dumb, boring spy flick. The movie is terrible and the riffing mostly sucks, so really the only reason to watch is for the entire-episode-length (gee, I wonder if that’s a coincidence) trial of planet-destroyer Mike. It’s sort of amusing, but that’s it. Skip the movie. Grade: D-