To the tune of Alannah Myles’ “Love Is”:
“Carnivore’s Ode To A Cow” – By Puppy
Two lines from it:
“Tell me…where you want me to chew,
Cuz flesh iiIS…what I want from YOU-Ou-Ou…”
And there’s gotta be a moo rhyme in there somewhere.
And so on, and so on…
4/14/16: WTF is wrong with me??? I forgot “Cud is…”!!!