I Hurt – I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

free blackjack arkadium ‘The Legend Of Huma’ ‘White Gold Wielder’ Parts of ‘Dragonlance’ Others I don’t recall, it’s been so long. “…It was one of those days, when it’s a minute away from snowing. And there was this electricity in the air. You could almost hear it. And this bag was just … dancing … with me. Like… Continue reading I Hurt – I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Pupdate – Grimmsy Grimmling – 6/23/16

Less than two months left in the “Draw-Grimmsy” contest. Yes, it will happen. Yes, I have the points already, waiting to be transferred. No, I will not get bored and give up on it. Yes, the comic will commence shortly after I have a winner (one way or another). – Puppy >.< Yip!

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 140)

Re: ‘Brotherhood/Sisterhood’ Sad to know that, for a lot of “intellectuals”, the fact that Kirk uses improper grammar is of more note than the fact that he and Spock are making a wonderful statement on true friendship.

Cabin Fever (2002)

Ok, so…did this come out in conjunction with ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ to show just how accurate a satire that is? Ummm…no, it came out both before AND after. Got it. This is “before”…let’s see… Two girls and three guys – check Going to a cabin in the woods to party – check A… Continue reading Cabin Fever (2002)

Condemned (2015)

All ready to enter the appropriate dismissive-as-hell review – and I still will – when something vaguely clever happens. Ok, so this girl is sort of infected/crazy, and this guy chops her hand off. And she looks at it, apparently not in pain but really surprised, and is like (very appropriately, I think) “WTF???” and… Continue reading Condemned (2015)

Zoombies (2016)

No mediocre, dumb-a$$ CGI was harmed in the making of this film. Cheeze Quotient: Not Enough. Well…maybe the lions. Someone on IMDB gave this 10 stars. Come to me for your reviews. Grade: F

Criticism Of Criticism – Part Two

“Nirvana… MTV Unplugged in New York [DGC, 1994] Not only did Kurt Cobain transcend alt-rock by rocking so hard, he transcended alt-rock by feeling so deep. On this accidental testament, intended merely to altify the MTV mindset by showcasing the Meat Puppets and covering the Vaselines, Cobain outsensitives Lou Barlow and Eddie Vedder in passing.… Continue reading Criticism Of Criticism – Part Two