Tommy Wiseau looks sort of like what I imagine Peter Steele would look like right now.
It’s not often I can say this, but *I* could make a better movie than this. So could you.
I prefer more artistic wretched failures: ‘Troll 2’, ‘Hobo With A Shotgun’, and so on.
But this is fun to watch, knowing you have X amount of time to laugh/chuckle/shake your head/cover your eyes/go OH GAWD and, of course, revel in the fact that your life can’t possibly be as bad as this movie.
10:19 – Is that in the script, or is she guiding the other actress?
Note: Brains can only be blown out if said person has brains.
Inspirational Quote: “I’m gonna do what I wanna do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do?”
IQ2: “So, I mean, what’s the interesting part?”
Grade: C (F- adjusted for horrificness)