Ha ha. Kangaroo Court. Ha ha.
Having established and accepted that his films suck, I thought I’d try to just summarize David Lynch for people who may be a bit confused.
Lynch is a writer/director whose “talents” are in the “director” part.
I mean, it’s got mood (LOTS of it), it’s got slowwwww building sequences, it’s got weird images, it’s got too many eyeball closeups, it’s got 1 minute scenes stretched out to 5 by means of standing/sitting around doing nothing, and it’s got a script that some may consider brilliant but that is, in reality, sh1t.
I mean, hell, even Ed Wood wrote better lines than this.
So unbelievable, so cold, so NON-reality-escaping.
I mean, the dialogue is mediocre at best. And the delivery is like a cross between Flying Circus’s ‘The Free Repetition Of Doubtful Words Thing’ and Ed Wood’s old buddy Kline.
It’s not dream-like unless your dreams are stupid and pretentious at the same time.