The Birds (1963)

I looked outside and saw some birds. I thought to myself, “If they all attacked en masse it’d be pretty darn creepy”. Now Alfred Hitchcock, who’s supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to two hours. Lost all the tension. The setup is mediocre and so is a lot of the dialogue, but… Continue reading The Birds (1963)

Reign Of Error

“My opponent for office just received an endorsement from the Puppy Haters Association. Is that the sort of person you would want to vote for?” No hate Puppies! 🙁

Zombieland (2009)

It’s a movie-long joke. And like most jokes, it’s good when it’s funny and it’s boring when it tries to get “dramatic”. Goes from amusing to “please let it end” not even halfway through. Grade: D+