Faint Feint

(Concerned colonel) “She has fainted! Get her a glass of water!” (Fast-asleep Curly) “No, whiskey.” FAIR USE: CRITICISM – 9.5 (The Russian Judge)

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 226)

“…soaring upwards into dream, seeking refuge in illusions of extravagant fantasy, living alone, among memories of more congenial times…”


(scene) – 1-on-1 interview. “Right before this interview, I used the guest bathroom and threw up repeatedly in the sink. I wasn’t sick, I just knew I’d be spending 5-10 minutes around you and wanted to get it out of the way.”

Lady Fingers

If any professional sports M.B.N. says any of the following: “treasure chest”, “momentum”, “fate”, “destiny”, “drop mic”, “PERIOD”, “end of discussion”, “guarantee(d)”, know-and-still-used random sh1t logical fallacies, using-because-I-learned-it-yesterday-and-want-to-show-off logical fallacies or anything like them, or if I’m just in a bad mood, I will tear one of your arms off and beat you to death… Continue reading Lady Fingers

And Then There Were None (1945)

I was in the middle of enjoying this cheezy classic a moderate amount, when I was disappointed to see a facsimile of the lead from ‘Invasion USA’ as one of the mains. Hard to suspend disbelief after that. Grade: D+

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 221)

Impossible to fully and accurately explain. “…fighting off one of the creatures…from the other side, right? A representation. The things Cane writes are indescribable…. Beyond description. Right. We’re wasting our time.”

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 219)

“Barnes has got it in for you, doesn’t he? Barnes believes in what he’s doing. Do you? Do you believe? In ’65, yeah. Now…”

The Limits Of Logic

“…I’ve never stopped to look at clouds before; or rainbows. You know, I can tell you exactly why one appears in the sky, but considering its beauty has always been out of the question.”