I’m Out Of The Target Audience For Football

Cuz, you know, they think every football fan is a MORON.

Evidence: A commercial during a game, which DRAMATICALLY announced that ‘Thursday Night Football’ was RETURNING. On Thursday.

Also: There’s no such thing as “intended target”. A target is a target…it’s called “intended receiver”. Morons.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 75)

The Only Actor Worse Than Nic Cage:

FK’s Gwain.

Here’s a typical example of his wit, ability, and rule-following:

“Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi ‘Not the bees. not the bees’

Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi ‘They’re in my eyes.'”

This is, on a “roleplay-enforced” MUD with lots of help files saying specifically NOT to act OOC, IC…to keep them separate, to stay in character…sad. But hey, that’s typical for him.

In the OOC sense, and in the dumb, unfunny, irrepressibly drab and awful sense.

If you should play the otherwise mostly pleasant and welcoming game known as Forgotten Kingdoms, and happen to run into this…ummm….player?…I think the proper response, in character, to anything he says could very well be this:

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 74)

Having no parents is better than having sh1tty parents.

To J.C. and L.C., as N.Y. would say it: THAT one’s for YOU…

It’s also, while admittedly NOT ideal, a whole lot better than a wide-awake rat.

And now, on a different note, three quotes:

“Two two two two? What are you doin’, playin’ trains??” – Moe Howard

“Eight two eight two? What are you doin’, eatin’ trains??” – Puppy

“Eight two eight two? Who are you bein’, Julius Caesar??” – Puppy

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Interesting To Watch Before (Or After) ‘Glory’

SPOILER: Movie Quote Below The Clip.

“Tell your men to set torches and prepare to fire the buildings.
I will not.
That is an order. You will do it or face charges for disobeying your superior officer.
It is an immoral order, and by articles of war I am not bound to obey it.
Well, you can just explain that at your court-martial…after your men are placed under my command.”

So learn some history, Shaw-haters.

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 70)

Ok, so if you’re attacked by a zombie and it rips one of your arms off, admittedly that’s not good. But you can do one of two things: You can be a Debby Downer and think “Oh, no…I just lost one of my arms to a zombie attack, and it didn’t even beat me to death with it”…OR, you can think positively. I mean, it’s up to YOU to decide whether your arm sockets are half empty or half full.

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

Finally, I spotted it. Saw it a LONG time ago (when it came out), and had to re-watch it to review it.

I like the zombieness allusions to the life of the main character.

The quick cuts are well done, it’s witty, and it’s pretty funny.

I think it’s a bit overrated, but still good.

Inspirational Quote: “We’re coming to get you Barbara!”

Grade: B-