{"id":2069,"date":"2011-01-11T17:19:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T17:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2011\/01\/review-of-every-woody-allen-movie\/"},"modified":"2011-01-11T17:19:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T17:19:00","slug":"review-of-every-woody-allen-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2011\/01\/11\/review-of-every-woody-allen-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Review of every Woody Allen movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 
 Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Loses Girl. <br \/>Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Makes Lots of Dull, Pretentious Jokes.<br \/>Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Impresses Girl.<br \/>Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Lives Happily Ever After With Girl(Until Next Movie).<\/p>\n<p>Or, as Tom Servo reviewed the MST3K short &#8220;A Date With Your Family&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Woody Allen Story!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Puppy &gt;.&lt; Grrr&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Loses Girl. Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Makes Lots of Dull, Pretentious Jokes.Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Impresses Girl.Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Lives Happily Ever After With Girl(Until Next Movie). Or, as Tom Servo reviewed the MST3K short &#8220;A Date With Your Family&#8221;&#8230; &#8220;The Woody Allen Story!&#8221; -Puppy &gt;.&lt; Grrr&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-am-puppy-hear-me-degrade","category-puppy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}