{"id":2081,"date":"2010-12-13T10:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2010\/12\/private-memo\/"},"modified":"2016-04-13T13:01:37","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T17:01:37","slug":"private-memo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2010\/12\/13\/private-memo\/","title":{"rendered":"PRIVATE MEMO"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/font>To – Rex Ryan
From – Every Other NFL Coach<\/p>\n

Thanks so much! May we show our appreciation by extending your
contract for the rest of your life, and enrolling you in WW?<\/p>\n

P.S. – Bill Belichick thinks you should bury a Big Mac this time.<\/p>\n

P.P.S. – How do you hold an opposing quarterback to 55 yards and LOSE? Genius.<\/p>\n

P.P.P.S. – You can use “Fat Bastard”, Mike Myers won’t sue.<\/p>\n

12\/4\/12: I can’t believe it’s necessary to say this, BUT, for the incredibly stupid…I am NOT making fun of overweight people.  I’m making fun of R.R. because he’s an ignorant, loud-mouthed, trash-talking wannabe\/joke.  He just happens to also be overweight.  If he weighed 100 pounds I would have made a “thin” joke.  It’s called “humor”…see how that works?  Peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To – Rex RyanFrom – Every Other NFL Coach Thanks so much! May we show our appreciation by extending yourcontract for the rest of your life, and enrolling you in WW? P.S. – Bill Belichick thinks you should bury a Big Mac this time. P.P.S. – How do you hold an opposing quarterback to 55 … Continue reading “PRIVATE MEMO”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-am-puppy-hear-me-degrade","category-puppy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5083,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions\/5083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}