Ok, so there’s TWENTY-SIX directors here. They each take a letter and make a short film based on a word beginning with said letter.<\/p>\n
That means, each director is responsible for 1\/26th of a movie. Not even 5 minutes. You’d think with that little responsibility there’d be some interesting ideas, because 1) It’s 26 times easier than making a full movie and 2) There’s 26 chances.<\/p>\n
So it’s really sad how many times the ultra-mini-movies suck.<\/p>\n
Here are the ones I found interesting:<\/p>\n
D (Disturbing, but stick with it for the twist)
H (Very silly, but somewhat interesting)
Q (EASILY my favorite…makes the sh1t ones look that much dumber)
U (Undead point of view)
V (Sci-fi dystopian, interesting)<\/p>\n
That’s 5 out of 26.<\/p>\n
Some of the rest are so absurd that they’d finish below P.P. Pasolini’s ‘The Third Test Match’.<\/p>\n
And of course there’s sh1tloads of credits.<\/p>\n
Inspirational Quote: “So Stinky!”<\/p>\n
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