{"id":485,"date":"2013-11-07T06:46:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T06:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2013\/11\/a-simple-question-satire-satire-satire\/"},"modified":"2013-11-07T06:46:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T06:46:06","slug":"a-simple-question-satire-satire-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2013\/11\/07\/a-simple-question-satire-satire-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"A Simple Question (SATIRE&#8230;SATIRE&#8230;SATIRE)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 
 Just so I know, does &#8220;travelling incognito&#8221; now mean that you have to tell everyone you meet that you want to *bleep* in their *bleeping* mouth?<\/p>\n<p>Or, for fetishists into that sort of thing, would such a sex act now be dubbed an &#8220;incogneating&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>-Puppy &gt;.&lt; Yip!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just so I know, does &#8220;travelling incognito&#8221; now mean that you have to tell everyone you meet that you want to *bleep* in their *bleeping* mouth? Or, for fetishists into that sort of thing, would such a sex act now be dubbed an &#8220;incogneating&#8221;? -Puppy &gt;.&lt; Yip!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-am-puppy-hear-me-degrade","category-puppy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}