{"id":717,"date":"2013-04-29T01:32:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T01:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2013\/04\/deep-puppy-thoughts-part-34\/"},"modified":"2014-06-20T19:08:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-20T19:08:39","slug":"deep-puppy-thoughts-part-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puppy.dapuppy.com\/2013\/04\/29\/deep-puppy-thoughts-part-34\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 34)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 
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