The Orb’s Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld (1991)
Who the hell signed this band, and why? Why oh why did I buy this album in desperate hope, and instead of hope to at least listen to a few tracks first.
Purchasers will be happy to know that there is at least one decent song here, “Little Fluffy Clouds”, whose spoken-word comments only add to the music’s appeal. Unfortunately, after “Clouds”, there is about 2 hours of almost completely useless music/half songs/etc. I VERY rarely throw out CD’s, but if I had to sacrifice one, this would be right near the top. MAN do I want to fail them, fluff or no fluff.
Grade: D-
Orbus Terrarum (1995)
I blame the record company. Or maybe it’s like Tori once said: “God, sometimes you just don’t come through”. I don’t usually throw away CD’s (See 1991 album review).
So give me a hammer. Or a crowbar, a baseball bat, anything with good dense strength perfect for mangling a poor defenseless CD.
Grade: F