It’s so unbelievably mediocre that it fails to generate that “Wow, that’d make a great MST3K episode!” response.
Or, to describe the feelings of my eyes as they lolled around in disbelief while watching, I believe Lucifer said it best when he was cast out of Heaven…
“I’ve Fallen…and I can’t get up!!!”
-Puppy >.< Yip!