Jerry Cantrell – Degradation Trip: I am Puppy hear me allow the title to speak for itself.
Green River – Dry As A Bone/Rehab Doll: I didn’t know I.P. Freeley was a musician, too.
Heart – Private Audition: Not fit for public consumption.
Mudhoney – Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge: No fudge for you.
Nonpoint – Development: Arrested.
Orb – Orbus Terrarum: Boop.
Liz Phair – Exile In Guyville: I am Puppy hear me degrade.
The Pixies – Come On Pilgrim: Proof that you CAN, in fact, polish a turd.
Sonic Youth – Daydream Nation: If only they were Sonic Middle-Aged we wouldn’t have to put up with them much longer.
Taproot – Welcome: To your nightmare.
Tool – Opiate: For the Asses.
Type O Negative – World Coming Down: The value of a typical “goth” woman when she takes off her corset.
Yes – Tales From Topographic Oceans: Even BP didn’t pollute water this much.
-Puppy >.< Yip!