Not sure what’s better, the inspirational “dialogue” or the riveting “action”.
The lack of any attempt at humor or intelligence leaves one wondering how a film about a man surgically attaching people together could be really, really dull.
“…the grotesque fusion at least silences the female leads, both of whose voices could strip paint.” – Jeannette Catsouli
Inspirational tongue-lick: guy climbing the stairs.
Grade: F-