Real Critical Analysis: Not serious enough for people that like gore films, not funny enough for people that like cheezy gore parodies like ‘Hobo’, not cheezy enough for people that like ‘MST3K’, not gory enough for people that insist on ALL gore, ALL the time.
Now, on to mocking it savagely.
Opening scenes would make a nice FB vacation collage if you could take out the music, which I assume is the latest and greatest project of the director’s best friend’s friend’s band.
‘Autopsy’ was filmed on location in a vacant hospital. (I LOVE that one)
Notable Characters:
O.W.A. Giveaway: Orderly who attempts to wheel a cart of body parts past a policeman. Long pause.
Wandering Wasted Dude: So sad to see him go after they spent 15-20 whole seconds on developing character/relationship with female/conflict with male in the beginning.
Brain-Surgery-Surviving Heroine: Lots of stair-climbing.
1:10:45 – I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. Apparently neither does the actress.
Inspirational Quote: “Ohhhh…you got me dirty!”
Grade: D-
10/25/12: I SO want to be able to change my grade, so that I can say…
Cause of F: Stupidity.
But, sadly, I must retain my critical integrity. Grade: D-