Oh my golly will you look at that. Clive has made a movie that’s ALMOST as good as ‘Lord of Illusions’. Let’s do the math…from 87 to 92 to achieve a tiny step up, from 92 to 95 to achieve another. Perhaps, if I look really hard, I can find something he’s made recently that is a worthy candidate to stand alongside ‘Hobo With A Shotgun’.
The lone positive you can take out of the club massacre scene is that, being a goth-y club, at least 10 percent of the people probably didn’t mind it all that much.
Grade: D-