‘John Carpenter’s – Latest Bad Movie’.
It’s just so dull and stupid that I wasn’t sure what to write about it, other than it being really dull and stupid. So I was SO thankful when I found this little gem and saved myself the 30-40 seconds it would take to think of a usable description-
“ridiculous without being awful enough to be hilarious.” – Lawrence Van Gelder, The New York Times
No relation to Van Helsing or Van Gelder, Simon.
Grade: D-