Which of the following do you want to do?
A ) Have sex in a graveyard
B ) Have sex with a serial killer
C ) Have sex with a serial killer in a graveyard
D ) Eat human flesh
E ) Have sex with a serial killer in a graveyard near a shallow grave
SATIRE…SATIRE…SATIRE…
Also, I get a huge kick out of this one-
“Are you attracted to dangerous situations?”
You see, there’s a difference between “exciting”, “thrilling”, and “dangerous”. They’re not intrinsically connected. If your life is so dull that you need to feel the nearness of death to remind yourself that you’re alive, that’s kinda sad.
And most of the people that answer “yes”, as we all know, don’t have the SLIGHTEST desire to actually be in a dangerous situation. They just like to talk about it and pretend.
I mean, to any VF that really WANTS to be in a dangerous situation…why aren’t you? I mean, since the vast majority are white and a large percentage are racist, why not try a John McClane from the beginning of ‘Die Hard With A Vengeance’, show your true colors and see what happens?
Because you haven’t got the guts to back up your BS, that’s why.
-Puppy >.< Yip!