I was, of course, aware of the Homosexual Agenda, in which the world’s homosexual population plans to clandestinely infiltrate all of society, until they show ‘Glee’ on every channel and the only legal music is show tunes. Thanks to Das But for alerting me to this.
However, I’ve recently been informed of an even MORE insidious conspiracy…
AtP’s Joel (He’s not stoned, he’s just really tired) recently imparted this bit of wisdom to me:
“…the reason there haven’t been any Wiccan despots in history is because Wicca is a relatively recent invention.”
It made me think…he’s RIGHT…it all adds up.
So remain vigilant, one and all…next thing you know, our forests will cease to be indiscriminately razed, our soil will cease being contaminated, Nature in general will be respected and treated with dignity, and EVERYONE will live together in peace and harmony, allowing for complete personal freedom without causing harm to any other individual.
“It’s SCARY…it’s SCARY!”
Thanks Joel, GREAT idea…
-Puppy >.< Yip!