Dig the James Bound intro.
Really bad. Really.
If you’ve seen every other cheezy “hey-I-made-a-horror” film, I guess this is…the one left.
BUT, if you stick it out, you get to see the director have fun with the credits.
Best parts: Jobs for bad union cameramen, MST3K-worthy script/acting, creepy polite guy.
Inspirational Scene: Finger-milking
Inspirational Quote: “Gimme that lobster.”
Grade: F