The first time I attempted to watch it I expected way too much, and stopped in disappointment.
This time I expected mediocrity, and was therefore “pleasantly surprised”.
Violent but (thankfully) not extremely gory. Why? Either to avoid an “R”, or because it’s simply NOT NECESSARY. If you want gore, watch a Rob Zombie sh1tfest.
Features Mulder’s dream job.
Cute, amusing, sweet, fun, disgusting and Cthulhu-esque. With brilliant special effects.
Only problem: The writing isn’t as clever as it wants to be. Or I want it to be, at least.
Observation: “Hellboy”, demon…one of the most decent beings in the movie.
Inspirational Quote: “What makes a man a man? … it’s the choices he makes. Not how he starts things…but how he decides to end them.”
Grade: B