“So…yeah, I meant “what’s up?” in the umm…slang sense, you know, just using it as an expression, to ask how you’re feeling.”
*SOMAD* “My outer layer is not designed in such a way. I receive no sensations from any form of…”
“No, no…I meant…hmmm…just…how is your…well, let me put it another way…what is your current…ummm, physical and mental condition?”
*SOMAD* “I am SOMAD I am perfect.”
“So…your condition is perfect?”
*SOMAD* “There was much damage in the accident.”
“So…you’re NOT perfect?”
*SOMAD* “I am perpetual now. I am SOMAD. I am perfect.”
“I see…but, briefly, you WEREN’T perfect?”
*SOMAD* *whir* I shall analyze. *whir*
“Well, you don’t rea…”
*SOMAD* “Analysis complete. Insufficient data to resolve problem.”
(Really…interesting.)