Awaken The Dead (2007)

Cr@ppy zombie movie, filmed in grainy Haze-Cam.

Features lots of cr@ppy, out of place incidental music.  And bad dialogue/acting, of course.

If only the main characters’ alarm clocks hadn’t gone off, this movie need never have been made.

Knowledge gained: Zombies are destroyed by stock footage.

Inspirational Exchange:

Man: “I wasn’t always a priest.”
(several minutes later)
Woman: “You weren’t always a priest, were you?”

Grade: F-

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