For your reading pleasure, it’s Das But vs. Das Boot.
Dboot: QUIET IN THIS WHOREHOUSE!
Dbut: why did you block me? I thoujght we were having a pretty good time together?
probly a dick!
Dboot: Look at these new heroes. All wind and smoke. Just big mouths.
Dbut: if ya want i reckon
Dboot: Mildew is good for you. It’s the next best thing to fresh lettuce…like fresh horse-droppings.
Dbut: i try to add you as friend and you friend and you wont let me. if i try to add again will you? if noy we meet for fight!
Dboot: I’ve got some up my a$$. Maybe we can tie them together? I can’t navigate on bananas!