“i feel really gay that you are messaging me. do you feel the same?”
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Are you still doing those child rape drawings?
“Yeah a few.”
Just “a few”? So you’re now only SLIGHTLY interested in child rape drawings?
“I tried twitter but i couldn’t be bothered.”
Translation: I tried twitter but people ignored me so I stopped.
“I do all sorts of sh1t.”
Yeah, like the “talking sh1t to animals” bits where you basically just say random curse words to small animals. That’s…not funny.
“what is your website?”
You’re SOAKING in it!!!
“I don’t want to waste my time looking at sh1t with tattoos or nothing.”
Yeah, sorry, I don’t have sh1t with masks. And I actually LIKE animals, not swearing at them.
“I do not have tattoos…not one and I never will.”
Yeah, so you told me before…you think they’re “gay” and any man that has one is a “loser”.
“I don’t pay attention to stats on my website,”
Translation: I don’t get any hits and I HAVEN’T GOT TIME FOR THE PAIN…ANY Mooo-ooo-ooore!
“I could care less.”
So you do care, then? If you care somewhat, why don’t you pay attention?
“I have another that is far more important that gets up to 500 unique ip’s per hour.”
Translation: ONCE, I got 500 hits in ONE HOUR! Ahhhh…those were the day…
“that one I have to stay on top of. or people get pissy.”
So you’re on top of it now? Get off, man, you’ll crush it!
“no. there is nothing illegal on my website.”
I did NOT have sex…with that woman…Monica…Lewinsky. Just dassing you, man.
By the way Das, what’s your favorite way of being spanked and then yelling “THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!”?
“I have dealt with police over these issues”
I see…
“(long story)”
How long is it?
“…main concern is photographic evidence of adults exploiting minors through a form of prurient interest is illegal.”
WOW…you sound like you MEMORIZED the definition of child porn. Ummm…why?
“there is none of that on my website.”
There’s none of anything on your website.
“It is only considered as an artistic rendition of cartoonish satire.”
Really? I thought satire was supposed to be funny and/or have a message? Unless you consider it funny to see children being raped, what message exactly are you trying to send, Dasy baby?
“I don’t f#ck”
Sorry…have you considered ceasing being a tremendous stinkwad? That might help.
“with cp and I would never store any or even look at any on my computer.”
Yes, you’re firmly on record now as having stated that. Ummm…yeah. Ever seen ‘Cleanflix’?
“Quite frankly on a personal level, that along with junkies are probably the lowest standard of human alive.”
Hey, were you that guy in ‘Trainspotting’? Oh…ever seen ‘Cleanflix’?
“And I know this for a fact because I was a desperate junky for a decent portion of my life.”
Hey, were you that guy in ‘Trainspotting’?
“…so then do ya wanna go shoot up some primo dope and go fck some babies?”
Hey, were you that guy in ‘Trainspotting’?