Most annoying opening in MST history. Repeated briefly at the end for your annoyance.
But the movie is an extremely bad/cheezy/pretentious D+D fantasy attempt, good for mocking.
And, thankfully, riffing.
Highlights:
cr@ppy ren faire sketch
cr@ppy sounds
cr@ppy villain
cr@ppy hero
REALLY cr@ppy ending fight scenes
Inspirational Quote: “The chilling sound of cardboard against cardboard!”
Grade: B