Ed Wood’s exceedingly boring portrayal of the police force’s courageous struggle to protect the public from dangerous slightly-less-than-fully-dressed-women films.
Highlights:
Keeping Clean And Neat short
BRILLIANT fight scene
Wood-en acting
Inspirational Quote: “Someone hit someone or we’re going back to our porn.”
Grade: C+
6/17/16: It’s a horrible movie, of course. But it’s also laughable, as with most Ed Wood; the premise is incredibly stupid and some of the acting just MST’s itself. And the riffing is actually pretty good. Grade: B-