Q: So, Puppy…how would you best describe the scene unfolding around a slice of Bacon and other (less interesting) actors if you had to rip MST3K and could be slightly off fictionally and geographically speaking?
A: Smothered in ‘Dune’-worms, TEXAS STYLE!
Q: And, similarly, regarding the level of cheeze that is this “horror” film’s only possible attraction?
A: Big, Bold, and Brassy!
Inspirational Quote: “Hey…check this out! I found the a$$ end!”
Grade: C-