This is NOT a zombie movie.
It took me at least two (maybe three) tries to watch this. I searched for “zombie” on Netflix and then looked at ALL (and boy are there a lot, some of them very sad) of the results. This actually stuck out to me and I moved it to the top of my queue because it didn’t sound familiar and I thought it MIGHT actually be decent. But when I was asked if I wanted to “Resume” viewing, I sensed danger. Even with absolutely nothing better to do and a review waiting, it took quite a bit of will to force myself to actually watch the WHOLE D@MN THING.
It’s a student-film level attempt at moviemaking, which happens to revolve vaguely around the zombie concept. Sort of like ‘My Sucky Teen Romance’ and vampires, only not as good.
I think the male lead sums up Blake Reigle’s confusion over what could make this movie interesting: “Drugs, sex, murder, pills?…nothing??”
Grade: F-