Marriage is certainly getting a bit more confusing these days, what with the different combinations and all.
SERIOUS NOTE: I support gay marriage and this is a joke, so if you quote me out of context you’re a vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.
But here, just watch this to see how confusing it can get:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HztsKaQBesg
However, I think the problem can be solved very easily if every couple (or group, if polygamy’s a factor) adopts these simple words as the standard wedding question/response:
“Do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?”
*in unison* “yes”
“Right, go and do your prayer.”