Terrible zombie flick with a down-home relaxed southern feel.
Mr. Blonde has gone from menacing to fat, wrinkly, and pathetic.
I mean, I’m fat and wrinkly. But at least I didn’t star in this.
I also spotted a guy that was decent in ‘The Rock’ about 20 years ago.
Even if you just want gore, there are much better options.
I have a theory: the main reason anyone agreed to appear in this movie (except the ‘Rock’ guy) is NOT the money. It’s so they could put on their resume “I was in a movie with Michael Madsen”.
I was GOING to give this an F- right til the end, when I realized it could be interesting to watch to make fun of. But only barely. So I upped it.
48:10 – Ah, brilliant ‘Reservoir Dogs’ rip. Door instead of cigarette.
48:32 – ‘Rock’ guy realizes he’s in this movie.
Epilogue: I’d rather the log remained hairy. Also, during the second string of end credits, does the guy really say “high fever of the t1tty?”
Grade: F