Oh God. Another found footage movie. Spoiler: It’s NOT REAL.
Actually, I think it’s an anti-seafood movie produced by the cattle industry. Or rogue chickens of yesterday.
Acting/Dialogue: tolerable (only if you like thrills/chills, see below)
Icky makeup/FX: pretty darn icky
Thrills/Chills: a few, mostly near the end. If you like that sort of thing, slog through the intro cr@p. Just make sure you’re not afraid of sudden switches in volume level.
Pro-ecology message: Good.
Really tight pants on female reporter: GREAT!
Ends around 1:19:20, then sh1tloads of credits.
Grade: C-