At the beginning, you may think to yourself – “This could be pretty good…creepy, maybe thriller-type interesting”.
It could. But it isn’t.
Like most cr@ppy NetFlix streaming horror movies you’d never heard of before, the reason why is because it’s not very good at all and so noone watched it, or if they did they didn’t tell anyone else. Or if they did, they told them it sucked.
It’s professional-grade, I’ll say that for it. No ridiculously gross awfulness.
But the opening faint promise becomes more and more disappointing as it just meanders around, going nowhere interesting until the very end.
The philosophical/spiritual attempts are half-hearted, as is the “romance”, and both seem to serve only to (like love) pad the film.
I mean, she basks in the obvious afterglow with her bra still on?
Comes with lots of unwarranted VERY SCARY music, and cadaver-fishing.
9/12/13: Guest Review by Mr. Eric Praline, addressing the director (and being disturbing) – “It’s people like you what causes unrest!”
Inspirational Quote: “I got a head!”
Grade: F