This one tries to be clever and also epic. It fails.
It’s got lots of REALLY dumb voiceovers, lots of REALLY dumb dialogue, a cr@ppy hero, and Danny Trejo for about 2 pages of dialogue/lots of mean faces.
The fact that it tries helps, if only to mock it – especially when the POWERFUL music kicks in to back up the failed attempts. Oh, and when the TITLES pop onto the screen for each CHARACTER and sometimes INANIMATE OBJECTS.
Three menaces: zombies, chainsaw guy, bad CGI.
It made me laugh a few times, so I upped the grade.
Inspirational Quote: “It’s quiet here…it’s almost too quiet…”
Grade: D-