Puppy Preface: I went on a “Roleplay-Enforced” MUD, of my own volition. Therefore I had to expect that I (and everyone else) would roleplay…that is, play their character, not act however they feel, scorned and embarrassed or not.
So I played a character, who was sweet and rather naive. So when some guy (character) tried to force me, sexually, I played as she would. When he made her “forget” it had happened and instead made her go to the bathroom and masturbate (how gallant!) to…not really sure I understand this…but to confirm his power and “manhood”, guess what? I did it. And when I had to come back to him, pretending nothing had happened…even though PLAYER (me) was outraged, I did NOTHING but play my character: Nice, considerate, naive, trusting. And I think I did rather well…you know…ROLEPLAYING.
So when, the next day, I complain IN CHARACTER to someone after they help me figure out what really happened, and the offending character goes off and sulks because he (player) doesn’t like that, it’s a really SAD testament to roleplaying. I was sad when I had to roleplay liking the schmuck, but I did it…because I’m a ROLEPLAYER…some people need to learn this.
But I degress:
When you can’t get any in real life, try Timothy’s M* School:
“With a slight memory twist, Timothy left Sashana believing that their conversation and his light fondling was him attempting to seduce her.”
Puppy: Is “light fondling” now considered an acceptable means of “flirtation” or “seduction”?
OR Puppy: Oh, hey, wow…yeah, light fondling is a great first move, huh Tim? I think he watched that MST3K short more than I watched the flippin’ Mummy: “Tackling her from behind is the first step.”
I especially like his clarification: It’s only LIGHT fondling.
“In a library no less, in a private room, he wanted to get her clothes hiked up so he could take her right there on the table.”
Puppy: You wanted to hike up my socks?
“Perhaps she was flattered?”
Puppy: Oh, I don’t know…
OR Puppy: Oh yeah, and you can insinuate HOW you want the intended target to respond. If so…what’s the point of even playing, Tim? I mean, just emote that you’re fcking everyone, logoff and make the game that much better.
“But the man’s power was overwhelming and she had to escape…to her relief, found in the bathroom.”
Puppy: “Ok, now this is where, if you DON’T wanna get forced, you have to go masturbate.” – Someone’s apparent thought process. I mean…when you think about it, it’s just DUMB…it’s fantasy so I’m not gonna get riled up over it (See “Roleplaying”, above) but…WTF is this guy thinking?
OR Puppy: This is great…this is the part where Timmy forces my character to masturbate after failing his “Bleedin’ Obvious Non-Subtlety” roll. And doesn’t realize she was a virgin. And then he asks her straight out. Perhaps, Tim, next time you find a MUSHSEX partner, you should be sure of their info before you assault them in a public place.
“<OOC> You say, “Please skip the subjective analysis of your own behavior 
I’m sure you’re manly, but that’s hardly appropriate.”
Puppy: That was me, word for word. I cannot improve on it. He was talking about how amazing my orgasm had to be, how manly he was…I felt like watching ‘Men In Tights’.
“Timothy says, “Hmm. She would know that he is probably concerned that if she were a virgin that he inadvertently took that.”
Puppy: And HOW would he “inadvertently” take that? A REALLLLLY long detachable penis with a mind of its own?
The search continues…
-Puppy >.< Yip!