How to say goodbye.
If it’s someone you (I can’t say “like”…let’s say “tolerate well” as the high), then give a quick “Bye”, MAYBE EVEN IF they don’t say it first!!! (That’s like, pure BL gold…you gotta really be lucky).
If it’s someone you dislike/hate then either COMPLETELY ignore their attempts, gaze up coldly for DARING to take up your time with a pleasantry and then look back down, OR…and this is the most common and recommended by B.L….PRETEND you didn’t hear them, make them say it again, and THEN do the ignore/cold stare in some sort of variety pack form. You know, always the same, just mix it up a little.
Sorta like the ‘Today’s Mystery Limp’, only…well, I was gonna say “smarter” or “dumber”, but it’s pretty darn equal.
And while writing about B.L., this just came to mind…not sure HOW it’s connected, but there it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKz82v5JQY
P.S. I apologize for the redundancy with Part 10, this is just like, SO B.L. And I’m still only writing ONE copy for every…hmmmmm…let’s say 100 times it happened. Very conservative estimate, mind you.
10/16/16: FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Bad movie, just enjoy the clip. (housekeeping)