Screw it…it’s just a dog. Save that 5 bucks a month. That’s at LEAST 2 beers. *SATIRE*
The rest is NOT satire.
“Sent: 9/2/2010 4:23:04 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: Hi
I just checked again…Bobby switched it to “Energy Saver – Fan”. I said it should be on “Cool”, because that helps more with humidity. Bobby … refused to listen to me. He’s already threatened to kill me, so I didn’t argue with him. X is your dog, X. If you want the AC on a certain setting, it should be. Talk to Bobby. If he says he won’t do it, talk to X. If she says she won’t do it, pay the extra 10 bucks a month to cover the cost difference. At least, that’s what I would do. Me saying anything is pointless, I would be ignored.”
Answers:
1) Of course it’s real. Edited only for name purposes. (X’s) and once for subjectivity purposes (removing something (…) that might be construed as subjective)
2) Yes, this is the guy that’s not paid taxes on a LOT of income for a LONG time, as of mid 2011.
3) No, I don’t think I’m being a rat or a snitch. He threatened to kill me. Fck him.
4) *shrug* Not a big dog fan, maybe? Just a possibility (there was a dog trapped in that virtual fcken greenhouse WITHOUT proper ventilation…to save money, of course)
5) Well that’s plannin, isn’t it? Forethought. This isn’t even the best of his worst.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
P.S. – A movie quote to the IRS if they haven’t talked to this…person yet.
“Variable, this is Knife: Where the Hell are you???”