Not “found” films; “cheezily and laughably stolen” films.
The thieves have pretty bad taste, too.
First: Old puppeteer clings to his puppet obsession, conflicting with British lad and his mum. Features a couple of extremely unnecessary in-out zooms, “Wayne’s World” style, and a really dumb chase. Awfully bad.
Second: Quite dull until very close to the end, where a mildly interesting twist fails to save it. Sadly, the best of the bunch.
Third: Sillier and sillier story about a house with a strange self-defense system based on garden gnomes and blinking lights.
The post-third ending is very short but terrible.
Grade: F