Fake Footage Flick.
I like the intro: This is REAL. REALLY. No, this time it’s true.
See? It could happen…please, give us a break…give us TIME…
Unfortunately (unlike Kirk) with ME watching, time is a luxury they
have.
After a ‘Manos’-ish opening, the tension/story start. But even after that there’s LOTS of driving footage. So if you want a movie that shows lots of dirt road w/foliage, this is it. Also if you like off-camera dialogue and exhaustive foley.
The excitement level, based on the acting/script/gobbledygook, is
pretty low to nil. It’s a cheezy little number. For infection/invasion
/anything similar, there are LOTS of better options.
Terrible and pointless. Well, one good point: the actual length of…
ummm…movie is only 1:05.
If just one person is inspired to not watch this movie after reading this, I feel this review has been worthwhile.
Inspirational Quote: “WHY?”
Grade: F-