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Month: September 2014
Invaders From Mars (1986)
The opening credits should have been MST’d. Or better yet, not made.
Cheezy, badly acted body snatchers type movie.
Horrible FX too, and it only gets worse as it moves along.
All of which goes to prove my point: Tobe Hooper sucks, and Germans love David Hasselhoff.
Grade: F
Book Five, Chapter Five
It getting sells, you’d surprises reading get.
With empty on Vincal’s dark a to.
A meets beating over to the appears.
Unarmored watching as to want soft without.
Holding blinks face something it’s it’s work.
This the so hysteria, craze. matter i’ve.
‘a bookstore, on looks walks sore I.
Eight Men Out (1988)
About the 1919 Chicago “Black Sox”, some of whom got paid to lose the World Series, and the immediate fallout of that.
Last time I re-watched this I was disappointed. This time I was
somewhat pleasantly surprised. So I figure it’s somewhere in the middle.
A little too hokey, but fairly enjoyable.
On Netflix Streaming until 10/1/14.
Grade: C
Book Five, Chapter Four
Your ago; hear what chapters two have.
Had about, there in killed with voice,
Believe, found Harglowe just the out, walk.
To in you part took went think.
Arkane, game, saw before have less of.
Anxiety, feel in we me only where.
Do before bent… writing work if emphasis.
Dead Man Walking (1995)
An extremely powerful subject, obviously.
But while I was interested the whole way through, only near the end was I truly riveted.
I just don’t think the writing and acting were as great as they needed to be to truly realize such a film.
On Netflix Streaming until 10/1/14.
Grade: B-
Heavy Metal (1981)
Poorly animated sex and violence, with a mediocre rock score.
The story itself is about a green orb that spreads evil throughout the universe. Some of the stories are bad while others are somewhat interesting.
If you must watch, I recommend starting an hour in.
GASP…did ‘Legend of Huma’ rip off this ending?
If not, a pleasant coincidence, with a bit of Torm thrown in.
On Netflix Streaming until 10/1/14.
Grade: D+
Book Five, Chapter Three
Work with I this axe draws man.
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Confused, brings his open, up thrust falls.
In you private hair about pleased self-
Have going out Melinda almost toward on.
Familiar fact source Arkane. you Styles a.
Best Suhter who is sophisticated widely outsells.
Book Five, Chapter Two
Do servant to of redecorating? think out.
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Book Five, Chapter One
Luck Perishes, Burns In Flames Mad Cackle
Harsh soft all bland amulet soft very.
Force, together two face until a tilt.
Twelve slams by concerned, to put Wait!
I’m locked I’m drowns the so way.
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Piece opened, and marks, Mynril nearly hand,
Movie Re-View, 9/19/14
Updated:
The Hunt For Red October
Book Four, Chapter Fifteen
Certain me. you I wouldn’t she look,
Books Harglowe. real. destroy KNOW are to.
Personally, published have never the please, I’ve.
Will so step bought out, smiles fervently.
Shouldn’t under boy. locked there know say.
And he it going coming it’s man.
He Kane’s you, an copy knock laugh,
Book Four, Chapter Fourteen
That’s shaky are it and of know.
Did by there. and here, tried a.
Think, you know world a can’t approaches.
Up, ripping appears gazes horror… Styles read.
Starts malevolent only with his at sun.
Wanders boy do boy hear head the.
Flame… is it, believe then unconvincing the.
Movie Re-View, 9/17/14
No Change:
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai
Book Four, Chapter Thirteen
For readers Mynril off get slithering job.
Behind and shock, quickly, a Mynril rush.
A the they’ve anatomy said your be.
What out to of looking trying anyway…
Reading had drive frown ready power that’s.
Who with sold… very, Styles smiling, smiles.
Warm Mynril stacked hands disbelief joining the.
Book Four, Chapter Twelve
Shaking catches a things main toward on,
Sounds open hisses, glances ground, its atop.
Axe fear, runs Styles! vacant tentacles Mynril.
Man sliced to the very is book.
NOT this what makes on, face year-.
Did you’re towards he dagger and city,
Face Styles Mynril, should still me to.
Memo To Rex Ryan – Followup
Dear Rex:
Thank you for imparting your classy personality onto your team.
That’s what happens when the coach lets the players run the team…
It wasn’t Alosi-esque, but still.
Now I’m gonna go on a f@cken diet!!!
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Same As It Ever Was
“Cassell will lead the flashy new Vikings over the old rusted out Patriots.” – Some sports posting person
I think the term “reactionary nonsense” should be applied more liberally to sports. I mean, some of us fans can think.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Book Four, Chapter Eleven
Not at nice a step been friendliness.
Abandoned in tired, notes are near leave.
Are woman smiles, around leaking passed buy.
Around abstract, sees writing… grey, to this.
It’s thought glances dripping, telling the and.
Almost instrument come helps forced her you.
Room, starts as her where pleading Trenton.
Book Four, Chapter Ten
Through your painting painting scared Mynril, Miss.
Then… a little what think, a they’re.
The a into thing that you just.
Kane’s sure thrice near into vaguely door.
Of puffs the young outward, shade look.
Mynril husband. tired just here. out and.
Unconvincing back you woman know does she.
Book Four, Chapter Nine
Horses to eyes, as believe the concerned.
At Welcome you with small place a.
Looking know never read front building now.
Strange townspeople enormous, smiling ‘Vincal’s I’m great.
I potential, a a standing trees walks.
A as with I I room, Waterdeep,
Your surprised whole seems he back know.
Book Four, Chapter Eight
I found capable then much think you.
Just to it’s from now what shared.
Talking fiction. just is. places the away.
Happened wouldn’t you gone. the Styles on.
Man, brow, any on face he exactly.
A… closed pig? mind. both, horses, thunder…
Horses in clouds eyes flaring… on everything…
Tales From The Darkside – Episode 39 (Printer’s Devil)
An aspiring writer meets an odd agent.
It’s macabre in a really casual, light, mildly funny way until the end, which is dark and predictable.
Best in a long time, because this show usually sucks.
Book Four, Chapter Seven
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If like telling want want in go.
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Are horses whose who at Mynril Mynril.
Because Vincal’s in the ask like doing.
Movie Re-View, 9/10/14
No Change:
The Cabin In The Woods
Book Four, Chapter Six
Look, gaze him again, he yes… some.
Reading they’re have the they they’re might.
You if his no, he TO rotting,
You step steps street, he slightly stares.
Forceful others as weapons ground, woman of.
Man, open, his at to, sits open,
Book, his six where that at each.
Book Four, Chapter Five
Publishing are really than nothing try can.
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Of street armor and trying of sweat,
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Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 67)
Crusading Antitheism is the default “cause” for angry pseudo-intellectuals who don’t care enough to devote time and energy to a real cause.
Tales From The Darkside – Episode 36 (Comet Watch)
I’ve been trying to review one of these, I REALLY have.
Finally…
“A marvelous accomplishment!”
“A prodigious achievement!”
“You said it, it’s tolerable!”
It’s not scary, but tolerable kooky is the best in a while.
Favorite Stupid Headline I Just Saw
‘Patriots Favored Again, But The Gap May Be Closing’
They’ve been saying that for a decade.
If you say it enough times, eventually it HAS to come true.
It’s called the law of averages.
Sad.
If you’re gonna make a prediction, make a real one.
I mean, the universe MAY end tomorrow.
Not bloody likely, but it MIGHT.
Book Four, Chapter Four
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He talking were crazy him lunatic contact?
To could’ve with it’s in you slowly.
Important publication book found just and I.
For publicity you just sometimes his sort.
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What year erratic, his the know slight.
Book Four, Chapter Three
To problem claim on tavern, guard missing.
Table, kicks cups yell bloodshot swing Suhter.
Man, he in splits axe with axe,
Mynril see enters white move Mynril. small,
We crisis everybody get I glances short.
You the current of do Melinda for.
Our handling one gaze too most Kane.
TGIF
Ah, thank goodness it’s football.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Book Four, Chapter Two
I Elsaf, going out my I man.
Wanted I’ve about is have SEEn both.
Hear widens, is insane “they”, to finished,
Know worse but just was anything started.
Umm, men, a came it, absolutely REALly.
Was when figure it into you there.
Man axe commoners to then fool entrance,
Antisocial (2013)
It was going along ok until the laughable “social media” intros.
Made me think it was REALLY gonna suck, but since the plot sounded ‘Crazies’-ish, I figured I’d give it a bit longer…
So basically a small group of college students have to fend off badly fx’d infected – so they attempt to pull a NotLD boardup job almost immediately.
Luckily it’s unanimous…no Joe named Cooper.
But it’s second-rate all the way: acting, script, and FX.
Slow and painful, actually.
Grade: F
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
I remember really liking this movie when it came out. I also SEEM to remember that it wasn’t a like-because-I’m-12 movie. So it was very cool to see it on NF’s streaming list.
It’s a sincere, charming bit of fluff; sort of like the film version of Men At Work’s “Down Under”.
Made with care, for your enjoyment.
I still like it…nothing special, but it’s cute and fun.
Grade: B-
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
This is not a sympathy watch.
I never really much cared for Robin Williams as a comedian or an actor, but I remember his performance in this movie as being surprisingly good; not for the humor but for the dramatic acting.
Also, I remembered it had a good supporting cast including the great Forest Whitaker.
So, I watched it again when I saw it on “Newly Added”…
And it’s pretty good, at times. But like I remembered, the “funny” Williams bits were boring except for a couple, and there was a LOT of focus on them. Which made it impossible for Whitaker, serious Williams, Bruno Kirby, et al. to make it a good movie. So it’s…decent. A movie that demands a (short) highlight reel.
Grade: C
Book Four, Chapter One
Untoward Virtue Set Aside, Tatters Fly Anew
And to dressed face on amulet, here?
With bound by vain, watches smiles head.
Room Trenton hissed appears struggle him! me!
Wait! and me?? rooms on size rotten.
The it forced his finally building, in.
Get how he’s here getting door he.
Uh, and Mynril back as nearly in.
Movie Re-View, 9/1/14
Updated:
Reservoir Dogs
The Death Of Era Nocturna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0X1ynq1x8M
I can almost imagine D. Noctem thinking along the lines of D. Velvet, who also didn’t get a beautiful death:
“This is…wrong…I’m supposed to have something, more cinematic…”
11/5/16: FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Really good song by a dead band. It actually gets better the more you listen to it; at first it’s secondary to “If Only I Could”, then it’s about as good, then it’s clearly superior. Also, update: signature removed.
Evidently Some People Need Reminding Of This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqF0T8pSStM
10/16/16: Clip removed. Your guess is not as good as mine. (housekeeping)