The Only Actor Worse Than Nic Cage:
FK’s Gwain.
Here’s a typical example of his wit, ability, and rule-following:
“Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi ‘Not the bees. not the bees’
Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi ‘They’re in my eyes.'”
This is, on a “roleplay-enforced” MUD with lots of help files saying specifically NOT to act OOC, IC…to keep them separate, to stay in character…sad. But hey, that’s typical for him.
In the OOC sense, and in the dumb, unfunny, irrepressibly drab and awful sense.
If you should play the otherwise mostly pleasant and welcoming game known as Forgotten Kingdoms, and happen to run into this…ummm….player?…I think the proper response, in character, to anything he says could very well be this: